Many of the stories on this page are fiction.
Please keep that in mind when reading them.

If I were a Penguin, I could use diecast cars as roller-skates.  Wouldn't that be ultra cool?  Just think, a couple of Cuda Convertibles to roll around on when the weather got to hot for my little Penguin body.  Or if I were a rich Penguin, I could afford a pair of FE Busses for my skates.  Imagine the envy of the other Penguins at seeing me glide by with a pair of blue Busses firmly attached to my feet. (BTW, whatever happened to the Red FE Busses  that were rumored to be
coming out when the Blue FE Busses where in such high demand?)
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If I were out on a formal date, and who could tell since I always wear a tuxedo, I might opt for a pair of Black Passions to skate around my cute little Penguin date. Oh yes, how nice it would be to be a Penguin. Oh wait, If I were a Penguin, I'd have diet consisting only of raw fish.  Yeeuuuch!  I guess I'd rather not be a Penguin after all.
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I know, I wish I were a Millionaire.  Yah, that's much better. Then I could buy a Penguin and give him Blue Busses for skates.  Love, ROCK
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Welcome back Bubba.  I love it. ;-)  Trish