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OF COLLECTING BY MOSES 1. Thou shalt not hoard. Keeping an adequate number for your personal collection is OK however. . 2. Thou shalt not scalp. Charging enough for gas and oil is acceptable. . 3. Thou shalt not run through freshly unlocked doors. Paying off the toy department clerks is far less stressing and there is no danger of ham string injuries. . 4. Thou shalt not knock cars off the pegs. Leaving them lie on the floor or shelves is acceptable so long as you do it for the singular purpose of displaying the cars for others. . 5. Thou shalt not falsely declare the condition of cars. It's ok though to overgrade in order to provide on the job training to the buyer on grading cars. . 6. Thou shalt not push and shove at a newly stocked display. Saving the person next to you from physical harm due to flying cars is considered heroic. . 7. Thou shalt not replace set cars with common ones and return the set to the store for a refund. That too is acceptable if, and only if, the replacement car has more appeal to the kids than the set car. . 8. Thou shalt not return sale price cars to a store with a higher shelf price and pocket the profit. Unless it is during the Holidays and you are trying to help the receiving store insure a varied selection of cars or if your intention is to deposit the profit from this transaction in charity kettles. . 9. Thou shalt not replace a car with a modified one back in the package and hang it on the rack. Unless, of course, you have that spot arranged as a secret drop so that Mattel can secretly pick the car up and use it as a prototype for a new variation. . 10. Don't mess with Moses. |
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